155 IPhone Puns & Jokes That Are Seriously Call-Ready!

Get ready to dial up the laughter with this ultimate collection of 155 iPhone puns and jokes! Whether you’re a fan of Siri, can’t live without your FaceTime, or just love a good Apple pun, this list is totally call-ready.

These jokes are perfect for tech lovers, pun fans, or anyone glued to their phone. You’ll find clever wordplay that makes your iPhone obsession even more hilarious. So grab your charger, open your notes, and get ready to LOL with every swipe!

155 IPhone Puns & Jokes That Are Seriously Call-Ready

📱 iLaugh Begins: The Funniest iPhone Puns to Ring In

Start your giggle fest with puns that are all about your favorite device—yes, the i Phone! These jokes are perfect for lightening up any group chat or social media caption. Expect puns about apps, calls, texts, and everything in between. Get ready to scroll through some serious silliness!

1. I told Siri a joke, but she didn’t get it. I guess she’s still in beta. 🤖
2. I dropped my i Phone and now it’s on iCrutches. 😅
3. Why did the i Phone cross the road? To sync on the other side. 🔄
4. I’m not ignoring you—I’m just on Do Not Disturb mode. 🚫📞
5. My i Phone and I are in a long-term text relationship. 💬❤️
6. My phone battery and I have one thing in common—we both die by the end of the day. 🔋💀
7. Siri told me to stop asking stupid questions, so I switched to Google. 📲😂
8. i Phones are great at hiding typos until you hit send. ✉️😩
9. My Face ID rejected me. I guess even my phone has standards. 😬📸
10. I asked Siri to tell me a joke. She said, “You.” 😆
11. I lost my i Phone and found it at the Apple Store. It just needed to feel at home. 🏠🍏
12. Don’t worry, I backed it up… to the cloud where dreams and memes live. ☁️🤣
13. I took a selfie so good, even Siri said, “Wow.” 🤳✨
14. I’m starting a band called “No Storage Left.” We never record anything. 🎶📱
15. My i Phone autocorrects love to live. Maybe it’s onto something. ❤️➡️🏡
16. Siri and I are in a complicated relationship. It’s mostly her fault. 💔🤖
17. I tried putting my phone on airplane mode. It still wouldn’t fly. 🛫📵
18. i Phones make me feel smarter… until I see my screen time. 🧠📊
19. If my i Phone had a diary, it would just be screenshots. 📷📓
20. I only trust two things: Wi-Fi and low power mode. 📶🔋
21. The only ring I want is a phone call from food delivery. 📞🍕
22. My screen time told me to go outside. I unfriended it. 🚫🌳
23. Siri told me I need better jokes. She’s not wrong. 😅📢
24. I updated my i Phone and now it’s in therapy. 💬📲
25. Autocorrect turned “I love you” into “I lone you.” That’s cold. ❄️💔
26. My phone has more photos of food than my family. 🍔📸
27. I tried to text you a joke, but autocorrect ruined the punchline. 😂📤
28. I dropped my i Phone and caught feelings. 💘📉
29. If i Phones had feelings, mine would be crying. 😢📱
30. I bought a screen protector for my heart too. ❤️🛡️

📲 App-solutely Hilarious: More iPhone Zingers Incoming!

These jokes are for those who love their apps more than people. From FaceTime fails to autocorrect blunders, this section will have you laughing so hard you’ll accidentally trigger Siri. It’s time to charge up your sense of humor—these puns won’t drain your battery!

31. My i Phone camera is so honest, it shows me who I really am. 😐📷
32. I called my i Phone lazy—it still won’t do my chores. 🧼📱
33. I asked Siri to find my soulmate. She said, “Try Tinder.” 😂❤️
34. I told my i Phone a secret. Now it’s an ad. 🕵️‍♂️📢
35. I tried to FaceTime, but only saw my forehead. 📞😳
36. My i Phone gets more updates than my love life. 💔🔄
37. I gave my i Phone a nickname—Pocket Pal. 🫱📲
38. Siri has trust issues—she always needs confirmation. 🔐🗣️
39. My i Phone can’t lie. It autocorrects everything. 😅📖
40. I asked Siri to make dinner. She set a reminder instead. 🍽️⏰
41. I named my i Phone “The One.” Now I never feel single. 💍📱
42. My calendar app judges me silently. 📅🙃
43. iPhones don’t make mistakes—just “predictive fails.” 🤖❌
44. I miss the old iPhone—back when autocorrect wasn’t passive-aggressive. 😠📲
45. I sent a voice message and instantly regretted my tone. 🎤😬
46. My iPhone alarm has commitment issues—it snoozes too. ⏰💤
47. I put my phone down for one minute and lost it forever. 😭📉
48. My phone’s favorite workout is running out of storage. 🏋️‍♀️📦
49. I FaceTimed my dog. He barked, then hung up. 🐶📞
50. My iPhone said I was out of memory. I said, “Same.” 🧠📴
51. I told my iPhone to calm down. It froze. 🧊📱
52. I use portrait mode to make my lunch look like royalty. 👑🍲
53. Siri is like a therapist who interrupts. 🛋️🤨
54. My iPhone has more exes saved than my heart. 📇💔
55. I keep deleting apps to feel like I have control. 🗑️😅
56. I named my iPhone “Problem Solver.” It still can’t find my keys. 🔑📱
57. I use dark mode to hide my phone’s shame. 🌚📲
58. My iPhone battery dies faster than my dreams. 🔋💀
59. Siri’s new name is “That’s Not What I Said.” 😤🤖
60. My phone autocorrected “love” to “lol.” Harsh. 💬😐

🤳 Selfie-Side Up: Picture-Perfect iPhone Puns You’ll Snap Over

This section is all about those camera rolls, selfies, and the funny fails we capture along the way. iPhones might make you look good, but these jokes will make you feel even better. Get ready to strike a pose—and strike up some laughs too!

61. My iPhone camera adds ten pounds and ten insecurities. 📸😅
62. I told my iPhone I wanted a better angle. It flipped me off. 🔄🙃
63. I took a selfie and my phone cracked. 📱💥
64. My front camera is a truth-teller. A very rude one. 😤🤳
65. I photoshopped my selfie, then apologized to reality. 🙏📷
66. My iPhone flash is brighter than my future. 💡📱
67. I asked Siri for a glow-up. She scheduled a nap instead. 🛌✨
68. My phone stores more bad selfies than good decisions. 🤦‍♂️📲
69. I don’t delete bad photos. I call them “art.” 🎨📷
70. My lock screen is a filtered lie. 🔒😎
71. I used portrait mode on my sandwich. It deserved it. 🥪📸
72. I tried taking a candid, but I’m too awkward. 😬📷
73. My iPhone suggested memories I tried to forget. 🧠😅
74. If only I filtered my words like I filter my photos. 🤫📲
75. I told my iPhone I’m camera shy. It turned off. 😳🔌
76. I took a photo so blurry, even Bigfoot would laugh. 🦶📸
77. My phone said, “Storage full.” My ego said, “Impossible.” 📦💁
78. I took a selfie and it screamed. 😱🤳
79. I don’t need therapy—I need the beauty filter. 💄📷
80. My iPhone called my last photo “a creative risk.” 😂📱
81. I’m only photogenic in portrait mode and from space. 🛰️📸
82. My camera roll is 40% memes, 60% regrets. 🧠📱
83. My iPhone knows my angles better than my friends. 📐👯
84. I dropped my phone mid-selfie. Gravity was judging me. 😔📉
85. I asked Siri if I looked okay. She paused. 📲😬
86. My selfie game is strong, but my confidence is buffering. ⏳💁‍♀️
87. My iPhone says “live photo,” but I look like I’m sneezing. 🤧📷
88. I turned on HDR and still couldn’t shine. 🌞📸
89. I smiled at my phone, and it updated my contact to “Clown.” 🤡📱
90. I asked my iPhone for a glow. It said, “Not enough storage.” 🔋😆

🔋 Low Battery, High Laughs: Power-Drained Puns You’ll Love

We’ve all been there—1% battery, no charger in sight, and praying for power. This section is a tribute to every time your iPhone bailed on you and every time you blamed the phone (not yourself). Plug into the laughs before you hit 0%!

91. I live on 5% battery and pure anxiety. 🔋😬
92. My iPhone’s low battery mode is my permanent personality. 🧠⚠️
93. My phone dies more dramatically than I do. 💀📲
94. I once charged my phone and felt emotionally fulfilled. ⚡😊
95. My iPhone is the king of last-minute survival. 👑🔋
96. I told my phone it had 1%. It said, “Make peace.” 🕊️📱
97. My iPhone goes from 20% to 2% in 2 seconds. 🏃📉
98. My charging cable is more fragile than my willpower. 🪫😓
99. I left the house at 50%—what was I thinking?! 🤯🔋
100. I asked for a sign. My phone gave me “Battery Critically Low.” ⚠️📲
101. I put my iPhone on the charger and called it “spa day.” 🧖📱
102. My power bank ghosted me. 🔌👻
103. I tried wireless charging but forgot the charger. 📡😩
104. My phone battery is the drama queen of electronics. 👑🪫
105. My iPhone at 2% is faster than me fully rested. ⚡😆
106. I share my charger like it’s sacred. ✝️🔋
107. My iPhone judges me for charging it twice a day. 🙄📲
108. If I were a superhero, my power would be “20% remaining.” 🦸🪫
109. I tried charging with hope. Didn’t work. 😔🔌
110. I have trust issues because my battery lies. 🤥🔋
111. I only run when my phone’s dying. 🏃‍♀️🔋
112. I whispered sweet nothings to my charging port. 🥺🔌
113. My charger’s missing again. It has a social life. 😤📱
114. My phone’s at 1% but still opens Instagram. Priorities. 📷🔋
115. I called my battery “emotional support power.” 🧸🔋
116. My iPhone gave up on me before I gave up on it. 🫠📱
117. My lock screen is a cry for help—and power. 🚨🔋
118. I keep a charger in every room like it’s life support. 🏠⚡
119. My iPhone’s dying. So am I. From laughter. 😂🪫
120. I’ve plugged in emotionally, but my phone’s still dead. 😅🔌

🔐 Swipe Right for LOLs: Unlocking Even More iPhone Wit

This section celebrates all the quirky and relatable moments that come with using an iPhone. From autocorrect disasters to password fails, these jokes remind us that sometimes, the tech life is just plain hilarious. So grab your iPhone and prepare to swipe right on laughter!

121. My iPhone suggested “duck.” I never meant duck. 🦆😤
122. I tried unlocking my phone with my face. Even it flinched. 😬📱
123. My passcode is muscle memory. Without thumbs, I’m locked out. 🔐🤷
124. Siri keeps ghosting me after I say “Hey.” 👻📲
125. I use Notes like a diary no one should ever read. 📓😅
126. My iPhone vibrated, and I got emotionally attached. 📳❤️
127. I use airplane mode to pretend I’m busy. ✈️📴
128. I voice-texted my crush. Autocorrect texted my ex. 📤💔
129. I searched for love. iPhone showed me Uber Eats. 🍟📱
130. My iPhone gets jealous when I use a laptop. 😆💻
131. I told Siri a secret. It became a targeted ad. 🧠📢
132. I take screenshots as receipts for arguments. 🧾📷
133. I use my iPhone flashlight more than my brainlight. 🔦🤯
134. I clicked “remind me later” on life. ⏰🙃
135. My calendar app is more optimistic than I am. 📆✨
136. I use Face ID, but I don’t recognize myself either. 🤨📲
137. I told Siri to tell me a joke. She sent me a mirror selfie. 🤖📸
138. My phone’s screen time called me out—again. ⏳📱
139. I name my iPhone moods by ringtone. 🎶😂
140. My weather app lies more than my ex. 🌧️😤
141. I asked Siri to clean my room. She laughed. 📲🤣
142. My iPhone gets more attention than my plants. 🪴📱
143. I use “Find My iPhone” more than “Find Myself.” 🧭📍
144. I said I’d take a break. My iPhone said, “Yeah right.” 😏📲
145. I turn on Do Not Disturb just to feel powerful. 🔕😎
146. I checked my screen time and cried. 😢📊
147. My group chats are 90% memes and 10% regrets. 💬🔥
148. I asked my iPhone if I’m funny. It buffer-loaded. 😐🔄
149. I keep deleting apps for space, but I need emotional storage. 📦❤️
150. My iPhone autocorrected “meeting” to “napping.” Accurate. 😴📱

🎉 The iEnd Call: Wrapping Up with Bonus Giggles

You made it to the final stretch! These last five iPhone puns are your bonus belly-laughs. Short, sweet, and swipe-worthy, they wrap up this call-ready comedy session with a full charge of fun. Don’t hang up just yet—read on!

151. My iPhone heard me say “broke” and recommended a new model. 💸📱
152. I put my phone on silent, but my problems still rang. 📞😬
153. My iPhone fell asleep during my podcast. Rude. 😴🎧
154. I treat low storage like a personality trait. 🧠📉
155. I dropped my iPhone and picked up sarcasm. 📲🫢

Final Thoughts

Whether you’re team iOS or just here for the giggles, these iPhone puns definitely rang true! 📱😄 From autocorrect chaos to battery drama, we’ve all been there—and laughed through it. Laughter really is the best app you can download. So keep swiping, keep smiling, and stay call-ready for more pun-filled fun! 🎉📞